The Wizard Scroll
THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.
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March 30, 2020 • 4 mins
And lo, the story begins anew...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Song used: Continue?- Equip
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March 20, 2021 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (Worl...
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April 3, 2021 • 23 mins
Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- ...
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May 1, 2021 • 23 mins
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King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
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May 15, 2021 • 23 mins
Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea...
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May 29, 2021 • 23 mins
Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania...
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June 19, 2021 • 32 mins
It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent...
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October 30, 2021 • 26 mins
Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir...
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November 27, 2021 • 23 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
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December 31, 2021 • 24 mins
Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Meta Crystal (from S...
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January 22, 2022 • 26 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
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April 20, 2022 • 28 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...
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July 30, 2022 • 27 mins
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Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
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August 27, 2022 • 25 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Special thanks to my f...
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September 24, 2022 • 25 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
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October 29, 2022 • 43 mins
It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
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February 6, 2023 • 30 mins
Special thanks to Russ More & Dumb Dragons Productions for sponsoring today's episode!
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Facing Fate: Black Knight begins as we meet the first team of hapless characters on the "national" Live Action Roleplaying reality TV show. The cast introduces themselves and kick off the competition to find out who will be the "SOUL SURVIVOR".
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April 20, 2023 • 29 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?
Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn ; Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth ; Sky Fieri as Kai
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Factor...
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May 27, 2023 • 32 mins
Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall the Raddest
Gabriel B as Scarletta
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
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June 24, 2023 • 26 mins
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall the Raddest
Gabriel B as Scarletta
Show Artwork by Nick Van...
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