DiscoverContent Kings
Content Kings

Content Kings

Author: Dave Chaffey

Subscribed: 17Played: 1,365
Share

Description

We are the Kings of Content
138 Episodes
Reverse
KIODI #10 Whispering

KIODI #10 Whispering

2021-11-2011:54

Sign up to the Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings
KIODI #1 Linux

KIODI #1 Linux

2021-11-1511:24

Sign up to the Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings
Sign up to the Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings
Thanks to Turch from We Only Do One Take Podcast https://castbox.fm/channel/We-Only-Do-One-Take-Podcast-id4348771 We go live every weekday 8am US eastern: MIOMI Mon No Talent Tues Wankalong Wed THOT Thurs Freak For All Frid Youtube: http://shorturl.at/cqsMZ Twitch: https://twitch.tv/creepyoldmandave Discord aftershow: https://discord.gg/K4JK6mVx4j Patreon bonuses: https://patreon.com/contentkings
KIODI #28 Timezones

KIODI #28 Timezones

2021-10-0419:04

Sign up to the Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Keep timezones or delete timezones from reality? with Andrew from HIV+ and We Are Assholes podcast
Links to daily show: allmylinks.com/kiodi Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide daily once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next? Click on link to listen to every episode. In this episode D&B talk about baseball with Andrew from We Are Assholes and the Norm MacDonald Cum Tribute Memorial Extravaganza
Links to Patreon, Twitter, Discord: https://allmylinks.com/kiodi Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next? In this episode they talk about Coldplay.
Call 734 450 9394 for a good time Sign up to Content Kings Patreon https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Dave and Devan change direction and launch their new show: HIV Positive (Harry Is Very) which is all about caring, sharing and being a better person LET Low Energy Trolls must be eliminated one by one for the greater good starting with Collin Devan is not an LET Who Is Collin? Devan and Dave both insist that deep down they’re really sweet people and not nasty trolls at all Dave hopes that he won’t murder any of his girlfriends and bury them in a Michigan basement Devan will no longer face contort when COVID vaccines are mentioned How does Dave be positively factual and not negative when Devan is perhaps being a loose with the truth Pee Pee Poo Poo Devan continues to slowly learn how to do bits but he is getting there Dave tries positive reinforcement to encourage Devan to clean his room and not live in sloppy filth This is compelling show content Dave and Devan discuss whether a 3rd microphone would improve the show. But who? Dave positively encourages Devan to fill the dead air and talk at least 50% of the time The duo talk up their friends’ new show Boomer Bunker with Boomer Bob and John Jamingo and discuss various strategies for building up their mental fortitude and working on Bob’s word economy Dave advises that Devan could become more verbose to enhance his broadcasting skills Anthony Cumia update Is it even possible to reach herd immunity with the Delta variant of COVID? The experts don’t know yet which is fascinating Devan teaches us about the immune system including a Star Wars reference DNA stands for Devan Knows Ass All Chris Chan recycles his DNA Dave encourages Devan to positively bring something to the table Australia needs door to door jabbers Natalie Portman update Devan enjoys eating his microphone Devan is ecstatic that he once again has to wear a mask at his Taco job for a health and safety of all Michiganians Dave and Devan discuss the greatest man alive Joe Biden and how the mainstream media aren’t being positive enough about him Joe Joe Joe Biden Biden Biden Devan is contributing positively to global warming Dave discusses in depth the new US massive infrastructure bill and all the glorious benefits it will have to the entire world for generations to come Immunity against eviction is a wonderful thing and no harm can come from it Dave is confident that through the power of hugs and positive thinking the world will not plunge into a global recession Biden Biden Biden Win Win Win Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Joe Joe Joe Colour blindness is good not bad as an eskimo eating whale blubber What does alacrity mean? Humans can make a positive change to global warming if only they embrace Jesus The 3 Rs of education are an outdated paradigm and your best is good enough and you’ll graduate Devan loves this new format and expresses that he wants to do it forever and ever amen Choco Choco Choco Bunny Bunny Bunny Dave struggles a little with words but turns it around in the most positive way Thanks to all the patrons including Tommy Devan’s sermon fills us all with hope for the future of inclusivity Dave asks Devan if he would kindly fill the air Jerry Banfield is the patron saint of all things The Australian census is wonderful but could be made even more wonderful Everyone needs to be included Devan celebrates the end of the show with hugs all around Let’s all fight the far right Listen live on Twitch and Youtube each week https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONFJYBupFbC_J_TQNr74Lw https://www.twitch.tv/creepyoldmandave Submit topics for discussion on the Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bVspFRHrGP Dave’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Farty Pimple Butt Show

Farty Pimple Butt Show

2021-06-3053:28

Can we get our shit together and pick a new name for the show? Subscribe to Patreon to watch: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings
Co-release of Rubberneckers episode 1. Listen to more episodes: http://rubberneckerspod.com/ Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds. Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man). John is fat Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy. Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work? Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her. Dave was hilarious as always. Sing along to the theme: 1 We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t got massive peckers We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn 2 We’re the Rubberneckers We ain’t no homewreckers We like to rant a lot Got a little Mexican as a mascot 3 AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers longer than 8 minutes 46 We ain’t no druggie bitch 4 AARGH We’re the rubberneckers We ain’t no fucking beggars We watch the world burn Ain’t nobody ever learn … Especially them stupid ass Bleeps What the fuck we gonna do about them
Brandervention Fixes Andrew

Brandervention Fixes Andrew

2021-05-0401:05:12

We fix Andrew from We Are Assholes podcast Send tributes to https://www.twitter.com/eatingsalad Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Video version: https://youtu.be/sk3vFuSvmDg
It's time for new beginnings for Man Brain podcast. Chad Andrew, Gary Gary and Chevy Dodge GMC will be our salvation. If you love Chad Andrew as much as I do, you need him on your body and under your ass. https://wreu.creator-spring.com/listing/chad-andrew-whatever-dude Sign up to Content Kings Patreon for years of content: https://www.patreon.com/contentkings
Some of the inherent flaws of compact cassette playback set to music. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassette_tape#Flaws Tape plugins used: Waves J37: https://www.waves.com/plugins/j37-tape Wavesfactory Cassette: https://www.wavesfactory.com/audio-plugins/cassette/
Star Tards Ep001

Star Tards Ep001

2020-12-1601:13:18

Dave couldn't remember Humphrey Bogart and missed the line "here's looking at you Kit Fisto". What an embarrassment. Sign up to the Patreon for some of the greatest exclusive content this galaxy has to offer where all the references and jokes land harder than a Y wing piloted by Lumpy and Malla. https://www.patreon.com/wreu
10 Reasons why US is awesome & Australia sucks Delvin Cox, Jodie B & Dave got together to prove once and for all how much better the US is than Australia; in every single way. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Delvin Cox Experience: https://pod.link/1164874963 Po Boys Podcast: https://pod.link/1215644886
Man Brain super-fan Thyler from Fartmouth joins Dave and Hank to countdown the best and worst Man Brain moments. Do you agree or are there another annoying as fuck Man Brain moments we didn't talk about? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu Fartmouth podcast: https://pod.link/1492741786
This episode was originally posted on the We Are Assholes RSS feed. Subscribe for every episode: https://castbox.fm/channel/2938934 Andrew is a victim of cyber-bulllying now. Doug: https://twitter.com/GTGMcast PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
This episode was originally posted on the We Are Assholes RSS feed. Subscribe for every episode: https://castbox.fm/channel/2938934 haha i'm so funny putting the wrong doug's in the titles omg so original Spreadsheet: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam/status/1282477916576780288/photo/1 Doug: https://twitter.com/Whos_right_pod PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
Onlyfans reviewed by Onlystans video version BANNED from Pornhub and XVideos. Message me (Creepy Old Man Dave) and I’ll send you the secret link to the video. Turch from We Only Do One Take Podcast joins Val and Dave to review Onlyfans and conduct a deep analysis on the cultural ramifications to the future of humanity in particular getting punched and puking on yourself for a little supplemental income. Sign up to https://www.Patreon.com/WREU to become the number 1 Dave Stan and dethrone the current pathetic little pay pig. Join our Discord to try to out-troll PJ the trolliest of all trolls https://discord.gg/g8Syrzu Turch’s non-shit-show: https://www.twitter.com/WeOnlyDoOneTake The deep-throating puker: https://twitter.com/Slurpmeupxx Val’s defaced goddess Val Steele: https://twitter.com/asphyxiateval The punching and fucking 5: https://twitter.com/subgirl0831 Hank getting thong slapped: https://youtu.be/MrjzTciP6M8 The NY standup comedian whose cups are A and she’s ready to play: https://twitter.com/KFreehams Karla Kitty the female Howard Stern: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8pVDi_QrPRzyd-FRHCoekA/videos Dave’s favourite femboy twink: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh Youtube all gas no brakes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtqxG9IrHFU_ID1khGvx9sA Kangacon ABDL not at all freaks: https://twitter.com/DaddaG5 Powerpuff Doggy Style: https://twitter.com/Pornchop
We start training an awkward lonely Discord incel called Access Denied with some role plays on how to speak to women. Thanks to the lovely Santana: https://linktr.ee/asiannymphoo (Previously released on Youtube)
loading
Comments (5)

Suse Clark

She is deserving of it. Amethyst and rose quartz!

Jan 27th
Reply

The Karla Kitty Show

Lmao destroyed by BBC? Far from destroyed, finally pleasured!

Oct 1st
Reply (2)

The Karla Kitty Show

who's talking about me? lol

Sep 28th
Reply
Download from Google Play
Download from App Store