No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek

Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva
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Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still having no new notifications.

  1. 07/23/2023

    Season 37-? The Game is About Power

    KG and MD are back, or did they never leave? In their first double episode matinee spectacular, the duo discuss the things that everyone does, what we all learned too late, update their peer reviewed paper on Optimal Eating Patterns (OEPs), codify some Modern Etiquette, some Lovers, some Haters, the very Maxima of cringe, debut a brand new segment and accomplish something (another something) that no piece of entertainment has ever done before! Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    1h 44m

  2. 12/19/2022

    S33-36 I Type or U Type

    After a very realistic time-jump, Kanan & Manek celebrate their win at the World Heavy Metal Knitting Competition, recount a run-in with an elderly Spanish TikTok influencer, declare more rules of Modern Etiquette, discuss the unique habits we form when living life without the instruction manual, and gather the peers to research a food-related scientific paper that might earn the podcast an honorary PhD. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    57 min

  3. 05/23/2022

    S27-32 It’s Shoelace Time

    After some extensive inter-dimensional travel, Kanan & Manek return to establish more rules of Modern Etiquette, play a brutal quiz about Elden Ring, celebrate the biggest Winners among us, read your socially disturbing and Maximum Cringe stories, receive a package containing the podcast’s brand new postage stamps, and finally, reveal the results of the Official Democratic Elections for the Unofficial NNN SubReddit. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com Additional Music: Hundred Years in Hellheim by Tri-Tachyon

    1h 16m

  4. 03/31/2022

    S21-26 Looking Forward

    Manek & Kanan return to this dimension in their season-powered rocket headed straight to the Sun. They discuss important podcast matters, struggle through the phonetic code words for each letter of the alphabet, explore long-term solutions to a pressing subreddit conundrum, hear what you hate that everyone else loves, entertain potential updates to the official NNN app, learn about your unique memory hacks, make big predictions for 2022, and try to diffuse a potential grudge as the #1GHP. Download your NNN Unwrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    1h 20m

  5. 12/16/2021

    S17-20 The Floor is Yours

    Seasons of NNN now have more context as KG and MD announce which particular popular shows they have surpassed, reveal a thoughtful gift for Manek, debate the generosity of the LateBank, investigate a suspiciously quiet subreddit, curl up with some Maximum Cringe stories, hear about things people hate, and discuss your unfortunate experiences with the Sweater Curse. Download your NNN Wrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    54 min

  6. 11/30/2021

    S12-16 In Your Own Words

    The seasons keep on rolling as KG and MD arrive on time to induct Rohan Joshi's 'Show About Crypto' to the NNNN, shake up the ghost of their application, discuss Modern Etiquette, pivot their new business and discuss a highly documented Unlikely Seg. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    1h 8m

  7. 11/18/2021

    S6-11 More Pant Per Pant

    In hitherto unseen feat of podcast strength KG and MD manage to pull off six whole seasons —in just one episode. Across the seasons they discuss a remedy for Manek's perpetual lack of punctuality, formally reveal the business plan for HighwaySta® (available on our website), read out your Frankensnacks, introduce a brand new segment -MAXIMUM CRINGE- read the unlikeliest story from unlikely segs, and round everything up with the beautiful digestif of Italian Corner. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    50 min

  8. 11/11/2021

    S4&5 - Are You Ready To Business?

    Kanan and Manek finally pull off a feat long thought impossible, longer thought unachievable, longest thought unnecessary —releasing TWO SEASONS at once. In the ultimate flex, KG & MD enter the meta-averse from where they can wield eternity, stuff it in a salt shaker and sprinkle it out as season flakes. Are you ready for -The Seasoning? Across the scope of two seasons they discuss the fate of their starting of year predictions, revisit unlikely segs, announce a brand new set about business, discuss your modern etiquettes, take a test to see whether they have the basic skills for life and finally chisel out space to make room for a brand new corner. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com  NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

    1h 2m
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    Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still having no new notifications.

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    • Creator
      Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva
    • Years Active
      2020 - 2023
    • Episodes
      62
    • Rating
      Explicit
    • Copyright
      © Copyright 2020 Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva. All rights reserved.
    • Show Website
      No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek

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